Trump says he’d be honored to meet with Kim Jong-un under the “right circumstances.” Here they are.
Tag: #satire
Eat, Drink, and Be Wary
After learning that low-gluten diets are in the same league as Chia Pets and the Macarena, we sent our crack investigative reporter on a mission to uncover other surprises about how food affects our well-being. Here’s what we found:
Orange Donnie Redux
An excerpt from Trump’s first official phone call to Putin from the Oval Office. PLUS an exclusive photo from their recent Club Med rendezvous.
2017 in a Nutshell…
Events guaranteed to shake your tree (for at least thirty seconds each month) in the year to come.
Secretary of Poetry?
Orange Donnie has chosen the next Poet Laureate of the United States: a member of U.S. Special Forces with a real thing about honey badgers.
Be It Resolved…
Most “top ten” lists of New Year’s resolutions are full of crappy advice you wouldn’t foist on your worst enemy’s second favorite pet eel.
