You’re stranded alone on a desert isle with nothing but… your iPad?
Who’d a thunk Tony Soprano would be the guy to spearhead the fight against verbal abuse?
In most U.S. states, the highest-paid public employee is a football coach. How do you think that makes all those governors feel?
When I was a kid, batteries were pretty much just for flashlights. Then they invented Furbees.
Three million years old? I’m sorry. I don’t think so. I mean, it’s a proven fact earth was created six-thousand years ago. Right?
“nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands.” (with apologies to e.e. cummings).