“You mustn’t ever, ever give Loretta people food, darling” the President said. “The last thing we need’s her choking to death on a chicken bone.”
We’re Number Two!
Several countries are competing for Number Two status behind the “New” United States. Here’s a video that presents the most compelling argument yet.
The Envelope Please
The Oscars are here and it’s time to vote. So let’s get right down to it.
The Best Movie of 2016
The best movie of 2016 wasn’t about a war hero with conscientious objections, or aliens named Abbott and Costello too stubborn to learn English.
Two and a Half Minutes to Midnight
It’s not fair. It’s not fair. It’s not fair. It’s not fair. It’s not fair. It’s not fair. It’s not fair. It’s not fair. It’s not fair.
Orange Donnie Redux
An excerpt from Trump’s first official phone call to Putin from the Oval Office. PLUS an exclusive photo from their recent Club Med rendezvous.
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