In most U.S. states, the highest-paid public employee is a football coach. How do you think that makes all those governors feel?
When I was a kid, batteries were pretty much just for flashlights. Then they invented Furbees.
Three million years old? I’m sorry. I don’t think so. I mean, it’s a proven fact earth was created six-thousand years ago. Right?
The “God in His own image” creation scenario runs a little too close to Frankenstein for my taste.
The California Driver Handbook: an exercise in torture that reads like a cross between Finnegan’s Wake and the Talmud.