“You mustn’t ever, ever give Loretta people food, darling” the President said. “The last thing we need’s her choking to death on a chicken bone.”
Category: Bowling with Aliens
Come One, Come All
How Richard M. Nixon High School (home of the Burglars) got its name. An excerpt from BOWLING WITH ALIENS.
Square Peg, Round World
Dawn Skye is a senior at Nixon High. She’s the smartest kid in her class — and probably on the planet.
Who is Dr. Wu?
Morgan Wu, a brilliant, if compulsive, only child, scored a perfect 1600 on his SATs at age eight and graduated summa cum laude from Duke at twelve.
Martin Thackery for President!
Despite a hairstyle inspired by “Hotel Transylvania” and rumors that his second wife was a North Korean spy, his negatives are surprisingly low.
Bowling with Aliens?
Converting a six-seven split with a dude who just traveled sixteen-hundred light years to find a decent bowling alley probably isn’t in your future, but it is in Dawn’s.
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