“You mustn’t ever, ever give Loretta people food, darling” the President said. “The last thing we need’s her choking to death on a chicken bone.”
How Richard M. Nixon High School (home of the Burglars) got its name. An excerpt from BOWLING WITH ALIENS.
Dawn Skye is a senior at Nixon High. She’s the smartest kid in her class — and probably on the planet.
Morgan Wu, a brilliant, if compulsive, only child, scored a perfect 1600 on his SATs at age eight and graduated summa cum laude from Duke at twelve.
Despite a hairstyle inspired by “Hotel Transylvania” and rumors that his second wife was a North Korean spy, his negatives are surprisingly low.
Converting a six-seven split with a dude who just traveled sixteen-hundred light years to find a decent bowling alley probably isn’t in your future, but it is in Dawn’s.