Most “top ten” lists of New Year’s resolutions are full of crappy advice you wouldn’t foist on your worst enemy’s second favorite pet eel.

Most “top ten” lists of New Year’s resolutions are full of crappy advice you wouldn’t foist on your worst enemy’s second favorite pet eel.
Our crack investigative reporter intercepted the very first conversation between Trump Tower and the Kremlin.
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