Events guaranteed to shake your tree (for at least thirty seconds each month) in the year to come.
Month: December 2016
Secretary of Poetry?
Orange Donnie has chosen the next Poet Laureate of the United States: a member of U.S. Special Forces with a real thing about honey badgers.
Be It Resolved…
Most “top ten” lists of New Year’s resolutions are full of crappy advice you wouldn’t foist on your worst enemy’s second favorite pet eel.
Going Commando
Our crack investigative reporter intercepted the very first conversation between Trump Tower and the Kremlin.
