A Show of Hands

with apologies to e. e. cummings

Trump's hands up
Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands.

Oooooh. I'm sooooo scared of Crooked Hillary.
Oooooh. I’m sooooo scared of Crooked Hillary.
If the glove don't f-f-f-f-fit you must acquit.
If the glove don’t f-f-f-f-fit you must acquit.
I don't care how much my base gets off on Metallica. Would you please just turn that crap the hell down.
I don’t care how much my base gets off on Metallica. Would you please just turn that crap the hell down.
See that guy? He had the gall to sell me this tie, so we just deported his mother.
See that guy? He had the gall to sell me this tie, so we just deported his mother.
Call me Ted Koppel one more time, your ass is on the street.
Call me Ted Koppel one more time, your ass is on the street.
It's so long it's gonna make your head spin.
It’s so long it’s gonna make your head spin.
Y'wanna know why my hands are so tinyl? 'Cause I'm an alien, that's why. Go ahead. Rip this off and find out for yourself.
Y’wanna know why my hands are so tiny? ‘Cause I’m an alien, that’s why. Go ahead. Rip this off and find out for yourself.

 

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© 2016 Ron Dulaney

6 comments

  1. This is such a lovely compilation, Ron! Are there other alien presidential candidates that can rate any better? I’m open minded!!!!

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